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Nothing Is Safe - Not My Cartoons, Not My Capri Sun
Remember when juice was just juice and cartoons didn’t need a gritty reboot? Welcome to the episode where we unpack how everything from your childhood—snacks, shows, a...
Mental Health—Messy, Memeable, and (Still) Worth Talking About
Mental Health—Messy, Memeable, and (Still) Worth Talking About 🧠🌍💬From Tokyo to Toronto, millennials are losing our collective minds—and this time, it’s not just the a...
Hot Girl Walks, and Internalized Misogyny
🎧 Hot Girl Walks and Internalized Misogyny This week, we lace up our sneakers and take a long, emotionally loaded stroll through the twisted world of fitness culture, ...
Am I The Asshole? Probably, But Let's Discuss.
Welcome to the courtroom of chaos, where the judge is petty, the jury is hungover, and the only law we follow is vibes. In this episode, the Apocalypse & Avocados crew...
The Gag Order| Drag-Race All Stars 10 (Minisode 1)
The Gag Order | Drag Race All-Stars Reactions, Reviews & Pride CommentaryGet ready to gag! The Gag Order is your go-to playlist for hilarious and honest reactions to R...
We Can’t Afford to Cry Anymore (It’s Dehydrating)
💸 We Can’t Afford to Cry Anymore (It’s Dehydrating) Welcome to late-stage capitalism, where avocados cost $3.29 and therapy is $180/hour—if you’re lucky. With Carissa ...
Pride Across The Map: How We Celebrate Around The World!
🎧 Pride Across The Map: How We Celebrate Around the World!🌈Pack your glitter passport and emotional support fan—this week on Apocalypse & Avocados, we’re boarding a r...
Spiraling Into Summer: Work Woes, Family Chaos, and Pride Pre-Gaming
Work got you spiraling? Family driving you wild? Pride month just around the corner and you’re already emotionally overdrawn? Same, Doomscrollers.This week, Shaun, Pet...
Closed For Maintenance, Emotional Labor Isn't Free!
Think your group chat is messy? This week, the Doomscrollers are diving into the wild world of emotional labor, friendship boundaries, and the art of surviving unsolic...
No Filter, Just Feelings (and F-bombs)
No Filter, Just Feelings (and F-bombs)In this delightfully unfiltered episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, your favorite trio—Carissa, Peter, and Shaun—peel back the perf...
Eco-Anxiety and Other Things I Can't Recycle
Eco-Anxiety and Other Things I Can’t RecycleIs the planet burning or is that just our anxiety again? (Spoiler: it’s both.)In this chaotic, cathartic episode, the hosts...
ChatGPT Take The Wheel (And Crash It)
ChatGPT Take the Wheel (and Crash It) 💥 Technology is taking over. And honestly? It's kind of judging you.From your morning playlist to your doomscrolling addiction, A...
Subscription Spiral: Broke, Confused, Subscribed
Subscription Spiral: Broke, Confused, Subscribed In this episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, the hosts tumble headfirst into the modern hellscape known as the subscripti...
Minisode 1: Gym Bros VS. Therapy Chats
Minisode: Gym Bros VS. Therapy Chats Because sometimes the only reps we’re getting in are emotional.In our very first Apocalypse & Avocados minisode, Carissa dives hea...
Apocalypse & Avocados Podcast Trailer
Want an idea of what you will get if you tune into our podcast? Well, just listen to this trailer! Peter will walk you through some of what you can expect. Spoiler al...
Judgment Is My Love Language
We said what we said—and yes, we do judge. In this episode of Apocalypse and Avocados, the gang unleashes a symphony of side-eyes and savage truth bombs as they spiral...
Oops, My Petty is Showing...
Oops, My Petty Is Showing…This week on Apocalypse and Avocados, we’re pulling back the curtain on our pettiest selves—and yes, it’s as chaotic as it sounds. From the s...
Millennials Killed It And Gen Z Buried It
Millennials Killed It, Gen Z Buried It, and Gen Alpha Will Probably Resurrect ItIn this generational roast (with love), the hosts of Apocalypse & Avocados unpack the b...
Astrology Made Me Do It: Using the Stars As Scapegoats
✨ In this episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, we’re dragging zodiac signs, blaming Mercury retrograde for our bad decisions, and using the stars as scapegoats for... pre...
Exes, Hexes & Hot Messes: Dating Disasters, Hookup Horror Stories, & Friendly Fire
This week on Apocalypse & Avocados, things get juicy—and a little unhinged. Peter, Carissa, and Shaun are joined by a very special guest: Peter’s bestie and ex-boyfrie...
Do What You Love and Other Lies We Were Told
Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life”—sure, but why are we still broke and burnt out? In this episode, we call bullshit on the millennial dream jo...
Quiet Quitting, Burnout, and Boundaries: Millennials VS. Hustle Culture
Burnt out? Over it? Quiet quitting isn’t a vibe—it’s a goddamn survival tactic. In this hilarious and unfiltered episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, your favorite queer ...
Drag, Delusion, and Dumbassery: A Pop Culture Exorcism
Darlings, welcome to the sparkliest breakdown you didn’t know you needed. In this episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, we’re diving into the rhinestone-studded rabbit hol...
Toxic Besties & Ghosted Group Chats: Surviving Friendship Breakups
In this hilariously dark and brutally honest episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, we're tackling the messy world of queer friendships—from ghosted group chats to toxic be...
Rent, Debt, & Other Shit That's Killing Us Slowly!
Rent, debt, and overpriced pork chops—welcome to another episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, where your hosts Shaun, Carissa, and Peter tackle the financial dumpster fir...
Swiping Through the Shitstorm: Dating Apps in the Apocalypse
Welcome to the Beginning of the End (and Also, the Beginning of This Podcast)It’s finally happening. The world might be spiraling, but we figured—why not spiral with i...
