Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa.

It’s hot. It’s messy. And no one knows what month it is anymore. Welcome to Apocalypse & Avocados: Midsummer Meltdown Edition. Peter, Carissa, and Issa are back together, sweaty and unfiltered, to spiral through this chaotic season of Barbieheimer fallout, concert therapy, LaBooBoo demon dolls, and Euro-core travel influencers who claim red wine for breakfast is healing their inner child.

We’re talking about the actual heat (Puerto Rico, we love you but we’re melting), the cultural colonization we witnessed firsthand, the poop cruise documentary, and the rising trend of concerts-as-coping-mechanisms—plus how much protein it takes to not be a bitch on vacation.

Also: TikTok bans, emotional sweat stains, Sabrina Carpenter slander, and a Hot Take Lightning Round that ends with Peter winning the title of Saltiest Bitch™️.

If you’ve ever cried into an iced coffee while hate-watching The Ultimatum: Queer Love… this one's for you.

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